When I was two, my mom decided to dress me in lederhosen and take pictures. She thought it was cute. She did the same to my brother, who was five at the time. That meant that, three years later, I grew into my brother’s lederhosen and, you guessed it, more photographs. Fortunately, the Varmint has loving parents who won’t dress it in anything embarrassing. We will only dress our child in outfits that are awesome. Which is why I’m ordering this immediately (the outfit, not the baby):
The Varmint can thank me later.